50 shades - poetic license....
The missus bought a Paperback ....down town on Saturday,
I had a look inside her bag; ....T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared, The sight filled me with dread?..
In her left she held a rope, And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago, I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well, She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind, Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse, She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet, A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said ......I'm the dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out, My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out, "Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can tell no more, Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned Fifty Shades of Grey.
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ahahahahaha esthyy !! love ur jokesss !! specially the 3 one lol :D:D:D:D
you'll be lucky esther lol look where i am in the order of thank yous x
Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) xxx and now we missin u get back to rogers and get in the corner tut tut :( x
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:22
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY wdwdwd ya nutta lol You truely are the Queen of nortyness lol But jilly u a very close second :) xxx
Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:05
Cjsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Congrats
Congrats
Wednesday, 19 September 2012 11:21
Consider it done jilly, as the official discipline provider for buryboy, i apologise to everyone and will try much harder to keep him in check (but i know you love it you bunch of pervs) lol x
Wednesday, 19 September 2012 08:15
i would like to say wd cjs on your win you taught me all i know about being naughty. this crown /// is for you. and buryboy you will be whipped very soon you cheeky git ==--------------------- lol
Tuesday, 18 September 2012 20:31
