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Re: funny joke... 11 months, 3 weeks ago #4920

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Re: funny joke... 11 months, 3 weeks ago #4928

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Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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Re: funny joke... 11 months, 3 weeks ago #4941

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Emily went home from school and told her mum that the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them. Her mum said Emily you should tell them NO as they only want to see your knickers. I'm not stupid replied Emily thats why I hide them in my bag.
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Re: funny joke... 11 months, 3 weeks ago #4948

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Two women gardeners are chatting about their veg plots, I flash my breasts at my tomatoes to make them go red, the first woman says. does it work? the other asks. no she replies, but my cucumbers are enormous
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Re: funny joke... 11 months, 3 weeks ago #4957

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Re: funny joke... 11 months, 3 weeks ago #4967

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I took two stuffed dogs I had onto the Antiques Roadshow.

"Ooh," Said the presenter, "This is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they'd fetch if they were alive?"

"Sticks?" I replied.
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