Electronic Guitar Shirt
Let's face it. No one looks cool playing air guitar. Not even the likes of Eddie Van Halen or Joe Satriani would come anywhere near close to looking cool whilst playing air guitar. People who think that air guitar looks cool need to be laughed at and ridiculed for the misguided folk that they truly are.
If you ask me, the biggest flaw in air guitar is the simple fact that other than the swooshing of the most vigorous of practitioners, there's no sound. If only they had an Electronic Guitar Shirt then maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
If you've ever wished that your t-shirt could double as an electric guitar then this is by far your day, and if you've never made such a wish then you probably know someone who has. The Electronic Guitar Shirt does exactly what it says on the tin and comes with a magnetic plectrum and miniature amp with tone and volume knobs. Simply press your fingers onto the touch sensitive "fretboard" and strum away - That's pretty much it. No skill? No worries! Each of the touch sensitive buttons represents a major chord - You'll not be setting the shirt alight with "Eruption" or "Run to the Hills", but your average 'Quo song should be a doddle!
Not that it's likely to receive such treatment from the average metalhead, but the Electronic Guitar Shirt is fully machine washable! Just be sure to make sure you don't stick the amp and the rest of the electro stuff in with the rest of the coloured wash.
If you looked around, you could probably pick up a cheapy electric guitar and a black t-shirt for not much more than the cost of the Electronic Guitar Shirt, but then you'd have real chords to learn, tuning, scales, and let's not even mention those fingertip calluses. Far too much effort!
Now leave your dignity at the door, get up on that stage and melt some faces!
Pocket Shower
You know how it is. You are on a camping trip and do not want to muck in with the other jolly campers in the communal washroom. You want to enjoy the freedom of surviving in the great outdoors with nothing but a GPS enabled smartphone and a copy of Scouting for Boys.
If you want to really experience the true nature of the great outdoors then you must wash in an open air shower just like they always do in the classic 1950’s African adventures. Whether it is Out of Africa or King Solomon's Mines you can guarantee that at some point a woman will shower in the great outdoors while the men pretend not to watch.
Well, with your own Pocket Shower you can do just that. You can now take a shower anytime, anywhere! Just fill your pocket shower bag with water, hang it up on a branch and shower away!
This amazing little bag can hold 10 litres of water for 7 minutes of shower heaven. It is made from a lightweight black fabric which helps the water to warm up quickly in warm weather. You no longer have to go through the hardship of splashing some water on your face, you can take a luxurious shower under the open British skies!